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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 年前

Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children

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Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 年前
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MONTGOMERY, AL—In a case aimed at preserving what plaintiffs described as the sanctity of reheatable Tex-Mex fare, Alabama’s Supreme Court issued a ruling Tuesday in which it asserted that frozen burritos are children. “With this decision, the court finds that frozen burritos—be they beef, bean and cheese, chicken, or…
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    Took me way too long to realize that headline was from The Onion.

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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      That’s fucking concerning. I almost fell for it too. A feel years ago it would clearly be a joke and now it’s like we’re laughing in pain.

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      I started thinking if chicken eggs were in a burrito. It’s an embryo! Illegal!

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    Makes sense.
    After you eat a couple you gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

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      I never heard of pooping being called that

      • stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub
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        You’ve never taken the Browns to the Super Bowl ?

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          Another good one!

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        Neither had a colleague of mine, evidently. A client called and he confidently informed them that I was dropping the kids off at the pool.

        He legit thought that I’d left work to take the kids swimming.

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    Life begins at the tortilla stage

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      Don’t be ridiculous. A tortilla only has the potential to become a burrito. It doesn’t even have any fillings.

      • jet@hackertalks.com
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        Minimum viable burrito? Tortilla plus sour cream?

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          Alabama women have to cross state lines to get rid of their frozen burritos

          This does not apply to men of course, because they don’t carry frozen burritos.

          Supreme Court: This is not sexist at all.

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            The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.

            –Anatole France

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        I know you’ve eaten a dry tortilla. Who are you trying to deceive?

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    Feels like The Onion is on their game today, between this and the Trump $399 furry tail.

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    Get in my belly…

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    My country has no sourcream. We need a revolution.

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